bloodbending:

demoncolbert:

OH MY GOD

i went into the bank and asked what day it was and the teller said “march 26th” so i asked “and the year?” and she kinda looked at me for a second before saying “2012”. i threw my hands up in the air and yelled “IT WORKED” before turning to leave.

THEN AS I WAS JOGGING OUT OF THE BANK SOME OTHER DUDE CAME UP TO ME LIKE “HOLY CRAP, YOUR MACHINE WORKED TOO?” AND WE HIGH FIVED AND RAN OFF.

WHAT IF HE WAS ACTUALLY A TIME TRAVELER

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

(Source: thiskiderik)

fagology:

best 8 seconds of my life

(Source: qbricks)

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

-wondersmith:

sometimes i can’t handle how much the spn cast loves each other like oh my god they’re such friends even the one’s whose characters have been dead for ages i mean seriously they’re like a giant frat house

yeah I mean I guess a little bit like that

roachpatrol:

snowytown:

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remember when homestuck

slowly shlunks back to commissions………………………………………………….

HHHHHHHHWOW